What is a hillarious quote to put on my myspace?

i want one really funny....

What is a hillarious quote to put on my myspace?

"What if the Hokey Pokey was really what it was all about?"

"Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer you get to the end the faster it goes."

What is a hillarious quote to put on my myspace?

i'll be back...i'm out walking my pet fish!

What is a hillarious quote to put on my myspace?

U should put ... "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else... " Something smart *** like that is always funny!

What is a hillarious quote to put on my myspace?

Mine says, "When the chips are down, the buffalos empty". How about, "I got a hunting dog for my husband. I think I made a good trade!"

What is a hillarious quote to put on my myspace?

mine is i'd like to see things from your point of view but i can't shove my head that far up my a s s

What is a hillarious quote to put on my myspace?

Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe ten million dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thirty-five years and you pay it back and then 閳?one day 閳?you step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die. Maybe.

Denis Leary

What is a hillarious quote to put on my myspace?

put "zac efron sucks and is gay" that one is hilarious