One line qoutes?

have any of you heard really funny or cute qoutes for a myspace name???? help please!

One line qoutes?

uhchufu udda

Don't ask what it means but when I was in high school someone used to say it all the time.

One line qoutes?

A little antsy in the pantsy

One line qoutes?

Jamimas witnesses. it is off of familly guy

One line qoutes?

I could write you a book of these, but here's a few of my favorites (I suppose they were technically myspace headlines, but oh well, I think you'll like them):

"The thing about falling in love is, if you do it right, you never have to hit the ground."

"To be loved is to be fortunate, but to be hated is to achieve distinction."

"So God purposely created man knowing that most of them wouldn't believe in Him. What a drama queen."

"If Cinderella's glass slipper fit so perfectly, I wonder why it fell off along the way."

"And if the fare to ride a cab through life is my happiness, I think I'll go walk it instead."